Overanalyzed & Overlyexaggerated


My name is Emerald, I'm 23, and graduate from VCU. I studied Criminal Justice and Sociology and graduated in December 2013. I am currently a corrections officer for juveniles. I am also an aspiring YouTube beauty guru and freelancing makeup artist (go figure). I have had a difficult life and a journey non the least and still have my tough days but I try to live my life as positive as possible while also being the person to tell you about yourself. I plan on doing EVERYTHING I've always wanted to do plus some! We're only given one life so let's live it to the best of our abilities!

cooolasssluusshhh:

Rihanna on CD vs. Rihanna live

LMFAOOO BRUHHHH!!! 😂😂😂😂

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Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

trebled-negrita-princess:

christel-thoughts:

pleasestopthese:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

growing up, my sisters and i would do the grocery shopping for the house. we could not ever. fucking. believe. how much grapes cost.

it’s absolutely ridiculous.

GRAPES AND STRAWBERRIES ARE HIGH AS SHIT FOR NO REASON!!!!!! And it aggravates me cuz that’s literally the only fruit I will touch.

trebled-negrita-princess:

christel-thoughts:

pleasestopthese:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

growing up, my sisters and i would do the grocery shopping for the house. we could not ever. fucking. believe. how much grapes cost.

it’s absolutely ridiculous.

GRAPES AND STRAWBERRIES ARE HIGH AS SHIT FOR NO REASON!!!!!! And it aggravates me cuz that’s literally the only fruit I will touch.

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cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

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cosbyykidd:

bishopmyles:

dontsweatmytechinque:

babeobaggins:

melaninamami:

jnc-ink:

adorableblackgiant:

brownglucose:

Sing.
Your.
Song!

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Sing, young black man.

black exellence

GO OFFFFF

His runs😩😩😩🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Dude was runnin all over the place

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