Overanalyzed & Overlyexaggerated


My name is Emerald, I'm 23, and graduate from VCU. I studied Criminal Justice and Sociology and graduated in December 2013. I am currently a corrections officer for juveniles. I am also an aspiring YouTube beauty guru and freelancing makeup artist (go figure). I have had a difficult life and a journey non the least and still have my tough days but I try to live my life as positive as possible while also being the person to tell you about yourself. I plan on doing EVERYTHING I've always wanted to do plus some! We're only given one life so let's live it to the best of our abilities!

fukkkres:

when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like

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i donno

but you do know and in ur head ur like

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fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think

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officialcrow:

royalblueturtleneck:

Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

this is fake cuz i ate two steak sandwiches the other day and then beat up my stepdad

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A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’

—A Wolf’s Thoughts (via wolfstravelsinmind)

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viaaintshittbh:

blind-threats:

ScHoolboy Q covering Lifestyle by Young Thug

The accuracy is crazy

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Anonymous asked: But olive what if it tastes salty??

thesaddestpartofmybodyismymouth:

whitegirlsaintshit:

pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.

THANK YOU LORD

fuckyeahtattoos:

'Wish I could stay here'
Lyrics to one of my favourite songs; Crickets Throw Their Voice - Basement
Reminding me that we’re only on this planet, in this life for a short amount of time and to make the most of every moment. 
Done by Heather Moore at Evolution Skin Studios in Canterbury, United Kingdom. 

fuckyeahtattoos:

'Wish I could stay here'

Lyrics to one of my favourite songs; Crickets Throw Their Voice - Basement

Reminding me that we’re only on this planet, in this life for a short amount of time and to make the most of every moment. 

Done by Heather Moore at Evolution Skin Studios in Canterbury, United Kingdom.