Overanalyzed & Overlyexaggerated


My name is Emerald, I'm 23, and graduate from VCU. I studied Criminal Justice and Sociology and graduated in December 2013. I am currently a corrections officer for juveniles. I am also an aspiring YouTube beauty guru and freelancing makeup artist (go figure). I have had a difficult life and a journey non the least and still have my tough days but I try to live my life as positive as possible while also being the person to tell you about yourself. I plan on doing EVERYTHING I've always wanted to do plus some! We're only given one life so let's live it to the best of our abilities!

hotsenator:

i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america… and to the poorly governed republic for which it stands kind of weakly in general… one nation.. under canada.. above mexico… with liberty.. and justice.. reserved for the few at all times and especially under the unmoral jurisdiction of the police force… amen

(via winchester-va)

sexygeriatrics:

kingsleyyy:

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

I woke up thinking about this post

(Source: iraffiruse, via auriebelle)

mutualize:

This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over, and the more you look at it the cooler it is

mutualize:

This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over, and the more you look at it the cooler it is

(via getadvised)

bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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(via niggavevo)

Can I rant for a second?

whatwomenreallythink:

Has everyone seen the nail polish that changes color to detect if your drink has been drugged? 

I think this is a great idea and all but it truly has made me upset. Why it is the woman’s job to make sure she’s safe? Why it is that a woman can’t wear a short, revealing dress, a pair of short shorts, a crop top, or a bathing suit without having to deal with cat calls?  Why can’t a woman go to a bar or party, set her drink now and expect to pick it back up in the same condition? WHY IS IT THE WOMAN’S JOB TO MAKE SURE SHE WON’T BE RAPED?! I don’t get our society. Maybe we should teach our men to not rape, to not sexually assault, to not abuse, and to not harm someone’s sister, mother, aunt, cousin, and/or friend. Maybe we should teach our men that if the woman says “no”, the man should’t call her out of her name but respect the fact that she turned you down, and keep it moving. Maybe we should teach our men to keep their penis’ in their pants unless its consensual sex. Maybe we should teach our men that cat calling is disrespectful. Maybe we should try teaching our men not to be disrespectful to women so they can be safe and people do not have to create nail polish to detect drugs. 

-Emerald

P.S. This isn’t about all men just a few men.

I wrote this tonight because I am absolutely tired. 

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel, via kingsleyyy)